May 30th, 2008
If you haven't seen it yet, here is a still from the alien video that was released today to the media.
So check this out, the alien is somewhere around 4ft tall and decided to meet this dude in Nebraska.
Clearly this guy was making a "home movie" of himself doing "the deed" with himself and some out of this world alien thing was watching. He felt awkward and began taping the alien because he knew at least people would be more interested in alien life then the life of millions escaping on tape.
With that being said, I was hoping to find the video to get an opinion on it and see how fake or real it is. Chances are it's gonna be fake. How do I know this? Well, the guy who taped this is still alive, I think this would be considered a threat to national security if it were real and this man would be at Gitmo dressed in his pumpkin orange jumpsuit.
Well, I couldn't find the video because apparently this dude wants to cash in on this documentary in which the video will be in. Really lame if you ask me.
I did find a fake video of the whole thing. Here it is:
I guess that will do, even though it is fake.
May 28th, 2008
Just thought I would share the fact that Mozilla wants Firefox to be the most downloaded application within 24 hours.
What does that mean to you?
It means you need to go to the
Download Day site and pledge that you are gonna download it. So that way you are a part of history...I guess.
At least you can tell your grandkids about the day you set a world record by downloading Firefox 3. By then, there will probably be no browsers...or something crazy like brain browsing. That might be good for web standards. I'm rambling.
Why should you do it?I don't know. I guess just to do it. All of us are struggling to make our mark in a society where everything has pretty much been done.
If you don't do it, oh well.
With that being said, pledge or not. I did because I am excited for it. I played with the beta for a long time but had to revert to get some plugins working. I liked it a lot.
May 27th, 2008
This is not about the awesome classic with Chris Farley and David Spade; this is a movie about zombie sheep. Yup, you read it right...
zombie sheep.
I recently saw this movie due to awesome reviews and my fascination with awesome B-Movie gore and dark comedies. I read reviews that this movie is fantastic and wonderful, that if you liked Dead Alive (amazing awesome movie) you would love this movie and that if you like gore b-movies you'll fall in love with this magical movie. Boy, were those people very wrong, this movie was
TERRIBLE! Basically, some kid grows up, leaves the family farm after a traumatizing event, comes back to get some cash money for his part of the farm only to find out that his brother is raising genetically altered sheep. Eventually some lame hippie PETA losers come to the farm and stumble across the lab and steal a jar full of biomedical junk. They were chased through the woods, the hippie dude trips, a zombie sheep creature pops out of the glass and pretty much starts spreading the disease that creates zombie sheep and zombie people.
Oh joy! So there is a bunch of drawn out boring scenes where meaningful plot developing dialogue is supposed to be. Scenes that have nothing to do with the movie, and boring lame humor.
Back to the zombies. The sheep pretty much become all star athletes that can jump and tackle anyone who is not already affected by the disease. I admit, it is funny seeing a man get sacked by a sheep followed by a sheep eating everyone’s flesh. I must say, sheep are pretty awesome zombies.
To top it off, the zombie sheep can turn people into zombie sheep!
What!? Yup, that's right, people turn into these massive sheep creatures that are strong and eat flesh too. I am talking about 10 feet tall and 500 pounds. It's pretty intense, okay, not really, but a nifty little concept.
The characters were all boring. I guess the only cool characters were the zombie sheep. You had the scared traumatized farm boy who is deathly afraid of sheep, the crazy scientists, the animal loving chick who loves to spout lame statistics at any moments notice, the mom who carries around a shotgun, the greedy brother who will stop at nothing to make a profit, the manly farm boy, and the sheep.
There is some man sheep love going on, but nothing is seen. You just draw that conclusion by seeing a man and a sheep in the same room with a cigarette.
The ending to kill all the zombie sheep was really stupid; it was based off methane from the animals and fire. I guess you can draw your own conclusion there.
This movie could have actually been really good it's just the dialog and directing was poorly executed. Seriously, I thought the concept was pretty cool but the movie was made of fail.
Don't bother wasting your time with this one. It was
BAAAAd.
Sorry, I had to do it.
