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The Grip of Death The Elk are Awesome The CEO is Coming! Arizona Web Design

LOLinate me plz!

April 28th, 2008

I found this amazing site and thought I would share it with you.


LOL

Pretty much, you enter a site and it shows you how cats would design your site.

I lol'd.

Sorry for the not so awesome update, but this is pretty nifty.

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MP3: The No Service Project - Kick

April 23rd, 2008

NSP!

The No Service Project is a thrilling ska-punk band that is currently working on a new CD entitled Return to Paper. This track "Kick" makes me real excited for this upcoming release.

Enjoy this track and add them on MySpace. Don't forget to check out their other tracks.












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When Punx Attack

April 21st, 2008

The other day I was on The Space, being generally awesome. You know, adding people, commenting pics, leaving comments, adding bands, designing my page, adding pics, rearranging my pics, tagging photos, and you know, all that cool stuff you can do on The Space.

Well, I was at my friends page about to leave a comment about how being a sheriff would be awesome and I noticed this wonderful little gem.

"idk about shooting the sherif but u can put me in handcuffs anytime mamma...u are a fucking foristfire MUAH"

Of course I laughed at the awesomeness enveloped in that wonderful comment. I seriously just had to compliment this guy, you know, show him the respect he deserves.

"This guy is a retard. He can't even spell forest right. Plus, he's a retard.

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A nice little friendly jab at the chap, too bad he didn't find it amusing. He wasn't having any of this. He sent me a loving email full of how I was not punx and how he wants me to "come get some."

Punx!

"come out of arizonia u fucking cop, come get some bitch u shit talk on myspace.. 2346 thats the address grand rapids michigan i'll be waiting vince u fuckin donkey suckin cock boy"

I really was scared, but being the man that I am, I couldn't back down to this. I figured we would have to settle this like gentlemen. So I wrote up a response in a language he would understand.

"lawlz ok, i be leivin in a jet plain and ill be at du aerport on toosday. we gun hav to fight ol skool cuz i dont hav my nife. so fists onlee.

2346? thats rite next to 385. i can get 2 9530 at liek 4 o clock but i cant find duh way to 2346 six. hgow do u live at just a nummer?

you fucken crazy ass punx.

ps.. u be the donkey suck punch boy"

I figured that the "donkey suckin cock boy" was something that he used in place of dude, fellow, chap, lad, good sir, or some other term of endearment.

In the process I found out that in Grand Rapids, Michigan, they do no have street names. The whole city is built on one street. I would like to thank Wikipedia for this discovery. So it is not a miscommunication when he says that his address is 2346.

Really, though, this punx is a tough guy...he might just hop a train and head to Arizonia to "get some." I really don't like the idea of being considered "some" I mean, I don't find homosexuality threatening or wrong, I just don't like the idea of someone coming to "get some" from me. I know he wanted me to "come get some" but how do I tell him I am just not interested?

These street punx are more confused than I remembered.

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